*Sniff* *wheeze*

(warning looooong boring rant journal ahead)

Hey all, or no one, probably no one, because no one reads this and no one cares in real life or online >.<
but I need to vent.

I've been sick for like a month now and still getting worse, from my flu from hell which lasted a few weeks (a lovely present from my father; yeah well f**k you dad! i don't want any more of your sickness gifts!) well now just to be spiteful or attempting to morph into the sickness Santa of colds flus and coughs. I have developed WHOOPING COUGH from my oh so GIVING father(IE jolly old fat saint of swine flu) isn't that just looooovely..(moment of sarcastic silence woot woot -_-)

*coughing fit*

okay, so for lack of a better word, I am feeling pretty well sh**ty as you may have guessed.
i have a backlog of work as high as the pile of sh*t i am currently feeling, I cant stop coughing, which leads me to throwing up which i hate, and leaving me more miserable then Hitlers moustache >.<. My throat feels so raw like i swallowed a razor blade, thought to myself "hmmm, now this just isn't painful enough" proceeded to swallow another one and wash them down with a cocktail of shampoo, bleach and dishwashing liquid.

on the bright side i have lost six kilos from the first flu as I was not eating. the parental units of misery lies and deceit did not notice, they did however notice saving a huge amount of their food shopping bill -_-

This month has been so incredibly Sh*t-house, I fear I will wake up one morning and just get Sh*t on a Stick shoved into my eye socket from a screaming Canadian person(no offense Canadian persons) as my day cannot possible be made any more Sh*t figuratively and God has resorted to literal meanings of Sh*t on A stick to make me more miserable.

but my mother taught me to always look on the bright side of things, and if i keep gargling insane amounts of Disprin and mouthwash and forgetting to spit it out then maybe I will just no longer give a F*ck

sorry for the rant, but as i mentioned but will not go into detail (as i am simply writing to myself because no one reads these things and if you do you probably need as much help as i do and believe me buddy thats ALOT)
my life lately has gone down the sh**ter lol

okay so um well i need to go numb my throat so i can breathe >.<
laters~ xoxo

(ps don't let saint of swine flu visit you these holidays kiddies! and um don't let saint of stds give you any unwanted little presents adults..or teenagers! )